YOU CANNOT DIE, LILIBET-THE ALTERNATIVE SIMPLY WON'T DO

Prince Philip: The bloody cheek of that rag to ask if Prinny would be a "good" king! Him and his precious organic leeks and daft wind turbines peppering our magnificent countryside! I won't have it, I tell you, Lilibet.

Queen Elizabeth: Calm down now, darling. You know he has promised to exit the country because that tiresome Tony was able to ban the hunts.

Prince Philip: Blast! That was aeons ago and he's still here doing comedy routines on telly ... like Stephen blinking Fry.

Princess Anne: Now Daddy, you know how long it takes for Juggy to pack for an extended stay.

Prince Edward: Right and you know how he dithers.

Prince Philip: Well let's ring Lizzie A. and ask her to plan a first rate going away do for our Prinny, shall we my little Sausage? Pippa can give her  a hand.

Queen Elizabeth: Not very subtle is it? Still and all, a grand excuse for him to order a new frock and tiara for Jaws isn't it? I wager he won't be able to resist!

Prince Andrew: Good show, Mum, well done Dad!! I'll arrange for a DJ myself. I'm thinking disco. 

Tim Lawrence: Hope you don't have any ideas about inviting You Know Who, Andrew?

Prince Philip: I'd like to see Koo light up the night myself, Timmy.

Sophie Wessex: Will the Spencers come? I know they'd just love to see the back of Charlie and the twins are jolly good fun.

Princess Anne: Let's not go over the top, Soph. Let's just include Andy Parker Bowles, Soames, Junor , Tara Palmer Tomlinson, Tiggy Pettifer and Fawcett. No one under 50 unless they're family.

Queen Elizabeth: Consult your calendar, Phil darling.

Prince Philip: After you take your vitamins and swig down your Malvern water, my pet. Must keep healthy, God save our Queen and all that!

Pippa Middleton: I'll see if James will be free to create a cake for the occasion. Something with a Tuscan village flair.

Dowager Duchess of Devonshire: Make it a surprize party, wait, it can't be. Takes a while to construct a humungous tiara, doesn't it?

Queen Elizabeth: Nevermind , Debo, we'll let them know at the last minute and the V&A can loan them one. You've not told me why you called Mummy " Cake."

Dowager Duchess of Devonshire, with an infectious laugh: Don't get me started on either topic, Ma'm. You know how that woman jumped the queue! Philip's right, take your vitamins and have a restful nap, please!!

KATE GIVES WILLY A PARTY FIT FOR A KING

The darling duchess has invited 25 of their friends to their London home to join them in celebrating his 30th birthday. With collaboration from two of the nation's foremost party planners, her own Mum and her sister Phillipa, both of whom Willy adores, Kate will prepare a delicious roast beef dinner followed by a scintillating murder mystery game. Shades of  Aggie Christie's " A Murder Is Announced ?" Sounds like loads of fun!

PRICE WILLIAM & HIS BELOVED WIFE @ FAMILY WEDDING

MORE affection on display toward his much cherished Catherine!

Such an attractive young couple to grace yet another family country wedding among the large family members of William's late beloved Mum, Diana, Princess of Wales. William has remained close to the Spencer family throughout his life which is to his credit after the Earl Spencer commented to the media that the lads had been discouraged from seeing their mother's relatives. Uncle Spencer's eulogy for their Mother was anathema to the proud Windsors. Yet William's loyalty to both families continues to shine through.

Doesn't Kate look glam and impeccably turned out once again? Her style has already become iconic on the world stage. Hers is  a natural beauty enhanced by her apparent caring nature toward all and that dazzling Middleton smile. She has set a new trend with her recent braids. Still we can recall that she wore plaits in her St. Andrew's days as well.

Are the Cambridges awaiting the birth of their firstborn? I think so.
More wedding details:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/royalty/9321532/The-marriage-of-Emily-McCorquodale-and-James-Hutt.html#?frame=2243846

WILLIAM and KATE SHOW LOVE UNLIKE OTHER BRIT ROYALS

They aren't shy about revealing their bonds of love.

MORE pictures~
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PRINCESS KATE'S RING

WILLY and KATE Have A COZY CHAT, BABE

Willy: Hey Babykins, did you see that silly drivel on that message board that lives to trash us?

Kate: About your mother's ring I am wearing now?

Willy: Zactly. Did you know it has a wretched voo doo curse on it according to backwoods Keezar. Mum would explode with her fantastic laughter and tell Harry to call an exorcist muy pronto!

Kate: Another nutter on there said you and Harry are nothing but bad memories because this ring was on her hand when you both were born and that she never had any fun or good times all those years she was our People's Princess. They are bonkers.

Willy: They must depend on palm readers and tea leaves. They don't even know that most families have rings and other gems they pass down the generations. You don't have to be a prince to give your fiancee your mother or grandmother's ring. Just ask Grannie.

Kate: Shhh darling, we don't want to shock them back to reality.
They didn't even know the ring was yours and think it now belongs to my family forever and don't understand that our daughter or son will pass it down someday.

Willy: All that matters Babykins is that like my mum, you didn't see any other ring you liked half as well

Kate: It is glorious isn't it, Waity Willy?

Willly: Matches your luminous blues, my darling In Kontrol Kates. You made me wait for yonks but it's worth every second of it! And no Babykins, I don't mind being slightly a father figure to you.

Kate: It's just that you sound so much like Dad, always on about flying and football. You are more like him than James is. You and your Mum were so alike in attitudes and aspirations, like Dad and his Mum. James likes to bake cakes like my Mum.

Willy: And Ginger likes painting like our Dad. Blondies too.

Kate: Oh look , that oinker from Oz has yet three more names on that message board, all the same jargon and fake backgrounds. The control freak mod talks adoringly to herself with all that backslapping and chased off  the sane posters who knew we were on the threshold of marriage and weren't afraid to say so in the face of unchecked ridicule and bullying. Now it's just what we and they predicted, more grumbling by challenged misfits about our lives as if they had any idea what they were actually like.  They're deranged stalkers. Our law firm is taking names, real ones

Willy: All related to the Nicholl fiend are they? The rodent one is totally round the bend, poor old geezer. Besotted with Ginger's ex! Let's dash over to Pizza Express, Babykins! We can chat with the normals for a bit. You can flash your ring to your heart's content and get smiles and congrats instead of
pure poison.

CONGRATULATIONS to CATHERINE & WILLIAM of WALES!!

William of course has given Kate Diana's ring, also as WE predicted. The young lady has a beautiful melodious voice.

Prince Charles' Clarence House office said the heir to the British throne is "delighted to announce the engagement of Prince William to Miss Catherine Middleton." It said they got engaged last month during a vacation in Kenya.

Just as we advised, the announcement rightly came from Clarence House....some tend to confuse Wm with the Queen's children. He is of course her Grandson.

The prince, who is second in line to the throne, once told an interviewer he wouldn't marry "until I'm at least 28 or maybe 30." He turned 28 in June and recently completed training a Royal Air Force search and rescue pilot.

Which comes as a great blow to those who alleged MALICIOUSLY that he was intoxicated at the time.

Prince William has informed the queen and other close members of his family," the Clarence House statement said. "Prince William has also sought the permission of Miss Middleton's father."

It said after the wedding, the couple will "live in north Wales, where Prince William will continue to serve with the Royal Air Force."

Looking forward to the large party of celebration this evening and being in London again for the wedding and at Althorp afterward!!!!

Best place to discuss this couple outside of the ones already mentioned:

Hmm... those members who think this a good time to post their smarty-pants remarks should think again.
The bitter and twisted are advised to avoid this thread if congratulatory posts upset them so much.

Warren
British Forums moderator

http://www.theroyalforums.com/forums/f34/engagement-of-prince-william-to-catherine-middleton-16-november-2010-a-29257.html

 

ARE WILLS & KATE THE ULTIMATE WEDDING PLANNERS? OF COURSE!

UNBEKNOWST to only their closest pals, the glittering couple are experts in wedding planning details, from the cake to the honeymoon, they deliver the goods!

Willy presents the colour swatches to the engaged couple and Kate suggests venues. They have oodles of experience after 12 weddings under their auspices. ;-)

They also counsel guests as to what to wear on The Big Day, often ahemm, 'modeling', the proper attire of the moment in time. They have it down to a science!!

Their only complaints have been prompted by their ideas for adventurous honeymoons. Some couples aren't keen to book Sir Richard Branson space shuttles !!