YOU CANNOT DIE, LILIBET-THE ALTERNATIVE SIMPLY WON'T DO

Prince Philip: The bloody cheek of that rag to ask if Prinny would be a "good" king! Him and his precious organic leeks and daft wind turbines peppering our magnificent countryside! I won't have it, I tell you, Lilibet.

Queen Elizabeth: Calm down now, darling. You know he has promised to exit the country because that tiresome Tony was able to ban the hunts.

Prince Philip: Blast! That was aeons ago and he's still here doing comedy routines on telly ... like Stephen blinking Fry.

Princess Anne: Now Daddy, you know how long it takes for Juggy to pack for an extended stay.

Prince Edward: Right and you know how he dithers.

Prince Philip: Well let's ring Lizzie A. and ask her to plan a first rate going away do for our Prinny, shall we my little Sausage? Pippa can give her  a hand.

Queen Elizabeth: Not very subtle is it? Still and all, a grand excuse for him to order a new frock and tiara for Jaws isn't it? I wager he won't be able to resist!

Prince Andrew: Good show, Mum, well done Dad!! I'll arrange for a DJ myself. I'm thinking disco. 

Tim Lawrence: Hope you don't have any ideas about inviting You Know Who, Andrew?

Prince Philip: I'd like to see Koo light up the night myself, Timmy.

Sophie Wessex: Will the Spencers come? I know they'd just love to see the back of Charlie and the twins are jolly good fun.

Princess Anne: Let's not go over the top, Soph. Let's just include Andy Parker Bowles, Soames, Junor , Tara Palmer Tomlinson, Tiggy Pettifer and Fawcett. No one under 50 unless they're family.

Queen Elizabeth: Consult your calendar, Phil darling.

Prince Philip: After you take your vitamins and swig down your Malvern water, my pet. Must keep healthy, God save our Queen and all that!

Pippa Middleton: I'll see if James will be free to create a cake for the occasion. Something with a Tuscan village flair.

Dowager Duchess of Devonshire: Make it a surprize party, wait, it can't be. Takes a while to construct a humungous tiara, doesn't it?

Queen Elizabeth: Nevermind , Debo, we'll let them know at the last minute and the V&A can loan them one. You've not told me why you called Mummy " Cake."

Dowager Duchess of Devonshire, with an infectious laugh: Don't get me started on either topic, Ma'm. You know how that woman jumped the queue! Philip's right, take your vitamins and have a restful nap, please!!

KATE GIVES WILLY A PARTY FIT FOR A KING

The darling duchess has invited 25 of their friends to their London home to join them in celebrating his 30th birthday. With collaboration from two of the nation's foremost party planners, her own Mum and her sister Phillipa, both of whom Willy adores, Kate will prepare a delicious roast beef dinner followed by a scintillating murder mystery game. Shades of  Aggie Christie's " A Murder Is Announced ?" Sounds like loads of fun!

PRICE WILLIAM & HIS BELOVED WIFE @ FAMILY WEDDING

MORE affection on display toward his much cherished Catherine!

Such an attractive young couple to grace yet another family country wedding among the large family members of William's late beloved Mum, Diana, Princess of Wales. William has remained close to the Spencer family throughout his life which is to his credit after the Earl Spencer commented to the media that the lads had been discouraged from seeing their mother's relatives. Uncle Spencer's eulogy for their Mother was anathema to the proud Windsors. Yet William's loyalty to both families continues to shine through.

Doesn't Kate look glam and impeccably turned out once again? Her style has already become iconic on the world stage. Hers is  a natural beauty enhanced by her apparent caring nature toward all and that dazzling Middleton smile. She has set a new trend with her recent braids. Still we can recall that she wore plaits in her St. Andrew's days as well.

Are the Cambridges awaiting the birth of their firstborn? I think so.
More wedding details:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/royalty/9321532/The-marriage-of-Emily-McCorquodale-and-James-Hutt.html#?frame=2243846

WILLIAM and KATE SHOW LOVE UNLIKE OTHER BRIT ROYALS

They aren't shy about revealing their bonds of love.

MORE pictures~
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