BABYKINS TO BECOME ALL ROYAL NEXT SUMMER OR SOONER

RIGHT now she's only semi-royal which is rather like semi-sweet chocolate. Sweet on the inside with a hint of bitter on the outside if you can trust that Duke in Saxony. ( I wouldn't. )

Good job Willyboyo isn't allergic to choccies but he is allergic to the peal of Church bells. He goes a bit weak in the knees when they sound. It's the Diana's death knell syndrome. Who could ever forget those haunting rings as we bade farewell to her.

Not to worry, Harry will beat the kettle drum instead. He makes a spiffing toy soldier.