FLIGHT LIEUTENANT WALES DISCOURSE ON GREEN VEG & HEALTHY NOSH

See here Katie, one serving will make me healthy as a horse. Sprouts make me all tickley but look at the protein in steak.Healthy as a month's worth of vitamins I calculate. Ice cream for afters? Dairy is loaded with calcium you know.

Cash? Ahemmm, all germy isn't it? Still I have a few Grannies in my wallet.

HAZARDOUS HENRY

All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Henry's noggin together again.

Hark, do we hear but, but, but 'All young guys get so drunk in clubs that they can't stand up and have to be helped to stand up and walk.' Only in LaLa Land. MOST young guys of 25 can hold their liquor to a far better degree and can stand upright and walk sans assistance. Stop making excuses for this guy because it only hurts him.

DIANA & HER FAVORITE CHARLES

THEY were always very close because they were the two youngest left at home when the two eldest left the nest.
Like all siblings they had their moments but in the twlilight of Diana's short life her only brother was her rock. She named him in her will, along with her mother as guardian for her children even though she knew the Windsors wouldn't honor her wishes. What mattered was that her wishes were open and expressed formally.
http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/9803/04/diana.will/index.html

True enough that one parent survived her death but she expected her mother to be consulted by their father and in the event of her mother's death, it was down to Charles Spencer to share in decisions and consultations.

Behind the scenes this wish has been carried out by the two lads on their own. Both William and Harry turn to Uncle Spencer from time to time for advise. The Telegraph reported Harry consulting the earl over personal relationships. They are all three old Etonians.

It is of note that Diana spent her last birthday shortly before her death with her brother and that she spoke with him via telephone during the time she was in Paris.

When first I saw this poignant photograph it made me think of how she and Harry may have appeared in a picture together had she lived to see him reach that age.

BABYKINS TO BECOME ALL ROYAL NEXT SUMMER OR SOONER

RIGHT now she's only semi-royal which is rather like semi-sweet chocolate. Sweet on the inside with a hint of bitter on the outside if you can trust that Duke in Saxony. ( I wouldn't. )

Good job Willyboyo isn't allergic to choccies but he is allergic to the peal of Church bells. He goes a bit weak in the knees when they sound. It's the Diana's death knell syndrome. Who could ever forget those haunting rings as we bade farewell to her.

Not to worry, Harry will beat the kettle drum instead. He makes a spiffing toy soldier.

WILLY 'n KATIE THE NEW KEN & BARBIE?

I don't think so. It's a very contrived conception but looks good in newsprint. Yet my most favorite quote from the Mail tale takes the cake =
 DRUM ROLL please:

Then there is Prince William and his dimpled, putative fiancee Kate Middleton, the Home Counties answer to Snow White.

Like no way. No Cinderella, no Snow White.....lose the fairy tale theme, please! I must admit 'putative' was rapier cutting edge.

Given the surrounding material, "Time for your nap, Ms Journo. Off you go."

Yes, I know that isn't Ken & Barbie, I just prefer Anne & Andy. Guess HM does as well.

Gently gently